"You apply a useless face dildo in an effort to recapture the facade of your lost youth, only to have deep gouges cut into it. IRONIC. Maybe you should use a WASHCLOTH instead of being RETARDED."

In response to the Dove™ Facial Cleansing Massager being recalled.

previously on wtg:

• if only valleywag, another gawker property, was this entertaining

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