You're gonna be sooooo lazy this weekend. Too lazy to even get TiVo to playback Best Week Ever. Too lazy to make coffee in the morning. So make sure you wake up near a computer and sort through these links.

• Watch William Shatner sing Harry Chapin's "Taxi" on the "Dina!" show.
• Take your digital life with you, sneakernet-style, by using the PStart Portable App Launcher
• Grab an experimental film by Nam June Paik, Douglas Davis, Jud Yalkut and Shigeko Kubota
• Bring your mid-90's 4-eyed fantasies to life with these photos of Lisa Loeb in her undies
• Mashup your cowboy movies with Brokeback To The Future
• Buy a DiVX-certified DVD player for $59, shipped
  
• Tell her how you really feel with Law and Order: SVU Valentines
• Gasp at Jonathan Nosan contortionism from This or That!
  
• Take a look at video of a pre-NIN Trent Reznor
• Grab the MP3s of Dr. Lektroluv Presents Elektrik Planet
• Read about Kansas' insane attorney general's assertion that all sexual interaction between teens is abuse.
• Discover Four NorthEast US Winter Ales
  
• Listen to this cover of (I Know) I'm Losing You to remind you that Rod Stewart didn't always suck.
• View Oberman's segment on the new Bush/Blair memo detailing Bush's plans to attack Iraq no matter what.
• Catch Stephen Colbert on Conan
  
• Play an insane Tetris-like game called Puzzle Express
• Read some hilarious poetry from an emo baby.
• Worship Randal The Enamel Animal for enhanced beer goodness from the gods.
  

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