The house is a mess, and the dog really needs to go for a walk. But you needn't bother yourself with these things. There's too much time to waste.

• Attempt to organize your life with Chandler
• Keep an eye on iTunes/WMP replacement, Songbird
• Listen to a Q/A with Elvis Costello and Allen Toussaint (zipped mp3)
• Find out when it makes sense to buy organic and when it's a waste of $$
• Stream the new Cat Power album
• Experience Faux News at its most absurd
  
• Buy a customized 3 line rubber stamp for $3.79, shipped.
• View some superb street art by Bram Tuns
• Find out the etiquette involved in taming someone else's errect nipples
• Download all seven mp3 chapters of Special Ed: "The Story of the Naivete"
• Control your existing NES via midi with MidiNES and NESfx
• Grab the full MP3s of The Wall by Pink Floyd
• Check out the new Jeff Gannon, asking the tough questions at the White House
• Cook up some trappist brewer soup
• Chuckle at Seinfeld's "braless" Sue-Ellen Mischke's continuing undergarment problems
• Grab the newest Google Earth for both PC or Mac
• Challenge yourself to a game of UberBreakout
• Drool over the coolest transformer ever, Mealbox
• Listen to the U.N.K.L.E. essential mix from Glastonbury 2005
• Build your own online roller coaster

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