You're Just Too Gay For Our Band INXS
POSTED ON 9/15/2005 | PERMALINK |4 Comments | BOOKMARK
Mig, of Rock Star INXS, is way too gay to be in INXS. Not that there's anything wrong with that, of course. But, the guy is just not right for the band. It's like watching Liza Minnelli up there. Sharing his name with a Soviet fighter jet helps the masculinity a bit, but the jazz hands totally override it.

With any luck, the band will override his immense popularity with young girls who are blind to the fact that he's a big flaming musical theater performer, and he'll return to his neverending quest to save his girlfriend.

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Blogger Shiggy said...

I'm sorry. We vote for him in Chez Shiggy. The alternatives are:

J.D., who is so full of himself if he had an enema he'd melt.
Marty, who has a horrendous voice and worse stage presence.

Mig is at least Australian, and he's got 'front man' written all over him. And I think he'll do them proud.

Thu Sep 15, 09:35:00 PM  
Blogger Eric Mortensen said...

i agree that j.d. sucks. but mig has got to go. if i want musical theater, i'll head over to broadway.

Thu Sep 15, 09:39:00 PM  
Blogger sarah t. said...

i was totally bummed that suzie got kicked off. it made me sad...she was by far the best...

glitch even said he'd go to the concert with me if she won...too bad...

Thu Sep 15, 09:55:00 PM  
Blogger Shiggy said...

They so totally didn't want a woman singer. That was made obvious early, I think.

J.D. was such an ass, especially earlier in the competition. But Marty looks like the second coming of Keith Richards to me -- he's so old-looking. Wraith-like, maybe. I have voted for him when he has done well, but I usually voted for Mig and Susie even though I knew Susie wouldn't win.

Fri Sep 16, 12:52:00 AM  

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